December 2010
4 posts
It's called Pumpple, by the way.
I like cock better.
So my mom made this dessert for Thanksgiving.
It was two kinds of pie baked into a cake. Apple and pumpkin. She saw it on Rachael Ray. It was okay. I didn’t think it was that great, actually, but it was, like, a novelty thing. The lady who’d been on the show had said that she made it because nobody could ever decide whether to have pie or cake at her restaurant, so she made both. None of us thought that was a very good...
November 2010
1 post
August 2010
1 post
June 2010
2 posts
i like the way people are for each other.
like how it seems all stupid and solitary and everybody just does what they do, but they don’t really. they do stuff and it’s for somebody else because somebody else is for them.
February 2010
12 posts
so sometimes you're taking a bath and when you get...
i’m pretty sure naked vacuuming will be the next olympic sport. i’m not sure if it will be placed in the winter or the summer games, but it’s gonna happen.
A stupid thing I once did on Twitter
nicky36:
dwineman:
On Superbowl Sunday 2009, I announced a live-tweet of the greatest sporting event of our time:
Tonight only: @dwineman’s toenail clipping extravaganza. Live-tweet beginning at 6:28 EST. If you hate football, unfollow everyone but me.
Several hours of stupidity followed shortly thereafter, and it only cost me half a dozen followers. Since it reads better forwards than...
sometimes you have a friend who is the kind of...
so it, um, yes...it definitely smells like cat...
and try as i might, i can’t find the source.
one more thing: my estranged spouse's grandma died...
oh and also, i got my video store job. so i play...
so yesterday i totally saved my progress on the...
but then today when i went to finish the dungeon, the motherfucker feckin starten the WHOLE DUNGEON OVER! I KNOW! like, with no key shards to my name or anything.
so yeah. my life is awesome.
January 2010
14 posts
i ate chicken nuggets and lodi dodi for breakfast....
coyotesqrl:
aimee-b-loved:
Song of the Day:
...
so last monday i was kickin’ it in my crib, you know how i do, and i thought maybe it started to feel a little cold. then after a little bit, i noticed a funky clicking noise coming from the basement and i KNEW it was starting to feel more than just a little cold. so my furnace broke. i made some calls and had some people who thought they could come to look at it, but not til later, so i...
i fed the animals at the preschool or whatever. ...
CMacD
jeanharlot:
It’s so good to see you again.
OH, JEAN.
redcloud:
ninjacentric:
redcloud:
ninjacentric:
today i cleaned my baseboards of all pet hair and dust, i played some really awesome wii, i bought a webcam and a something something jack for some kind of telephonic communication, and i am now going to put conditioner on my daughter’s hair. for the first time in a long time, i’m kind of enjoying being a grown up.
Was it a probe jack?...
redcloud:
ninjacentric:
today i cleaned my baseboards of all pet hair and dust, i played some really awesome wii, i bought a webcam and a something something jack for some kind of telephonic communication, and i am now going to put conditioner on my daughter’s hair. for the first time in a long time, i’m kind of enjoying being a grown up.
Was it a probe jack? Because I’ve been hearing a...
today i cleaned my baseboards of all pet hair and dust, i played some really awesome wii, i bought a webcam and a something something jack for some kind of telephonic communication, and i am now going to put conditioner on my daughter’s hair. for the first time in a long time, i’m kind of enjoying being a grown up.
i get to live in my house again! with my computer!...
November 2009
4 posts
i hate being lame.
i miss the tumblr people. someday i shall be independently wealthy or unemployed enough to be awesome on tumblr.
October 2009
82 posts
And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch".
(via piscesinpurple)
just…you know. i don’t know.
i've never visited my dad's grave. is that weird?
i didn’t plan it that way. i just haven’t ever made it happen. it’s a long drive, and i don’t have any kind of strong emotional attachment to the place or to graves in general. but then, people i know do things like put flowers out for people on memorial day and little flags for flag day and they clean things up and make things pretty and plant flowers and maybe...
you being in love - ee cummings
carmenlsigman:
northside-pie:
you being in love will tell who softly asks in love, am i separated from your body smile brain hands merely to become the jumping puppets of a dream? oh i mean: entirely having in my careful how careful arms created this at length inexcusable, this inexplicable pleasure-you go from several persons: believe me that strangers arrive when i have kissed you into a...
monkeyfrog:
swamibooba:
monkeyfrog:
Swamibooba it’s me isn’t it? I know. I write 75% of my sentences backwards. I’m trying. Very trying. Also, I barely speak English. I’m an excellent grunter.
SRSLY.
You write like there’s Iowan blood in you, so no.
To belabor the point, I was discussing this with a writer friend recently. I was complaining that I write so many of my sentences kind of...
6: is sappho our oldest dog?
me: yes.
6: in dog years?
me: yes.
6: in people years?
me: yes. in all the kinds of years.
6: but not in camel years.
my six talks a bunch when he has a fever.
Z: you know, oil and water don’t mix because oil is less dense than water. once i made a formula. you need three things to make a formula so i put three things in it, but then dad dumped it out. i put it in the freezer so i could see what the formula would look like when it was frozen and you know what? dad went in there and just, bam, dumped it out. i’m going to make another one...
wait...is that greek?
