5am findings:
1. Drugs will not reset my clock.
2. Regardless of left or right perfect bilateral symmetry, I still look like an asshole who needs a haircut and a mustache intervention.
3. That one thing I said that one time was probably the funniest thing anyone has ever said about anything.
4. Approximately 4 out of 10 times, a brownie topped with ice cream will not be as good as you expect it to be.
5. I am a love machine, and I won’t work for nobody but you.
6. I can master any song on the guitar as long as it consists of only two chords.
7. The money I spend on cigarettes is balanced out by the money I don’t spend on toilet paper. Don’t think about this too hard.
8. Sometimes, something happens at 4am.
9. I’m really very tired.
10. I know where and how Orion sits in your sky, so I can position myself as if I’m smoking my cigarette in your front yard.
I love this man. That is all.
